Sophie (stumpy_thedwarf) wrote,
Sophie
stumpy_thedwarf


Bold all that apply to you.

Appearance:
I'm shorter than 5ft 4.
I think I'm ugly sometimes. Don't we all?
I have many scars.
I tan easily. If by tan you mean burn and if by easily you mean like a fucking tomato.
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. Not many, but a few.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. Once this comment was preceded by "You look like my mum." Riiiiiight.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. Does the Pope shit in the woods?
I have children.
I've lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. -----> No. Never never NEVER. If I did I would literally shoot myself. Although part of me thinks it would be the SHIT if I dropped a "roflmao" in spoken conversation. And if someone actually responded.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried. Heck, I've laughed so hard I've weed!
I've glued my hand to something. I don't actually know for sure if I've done this, but let's face it, I probably have.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox. Twice, my friends. Twice. And they said it couldn't be done!

Travelling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe. Every day of my life.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.

Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle. With disastrous consequences.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing. Never again.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. By mistake.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available. For Sir Jimmy Savile, Sir Cliff Richard (all the sirs), John Barnes, Andrew Lincoln and Colin Firth in no particular order. Oh and there used to be Max off of Hollyoaks in that list but now he's dead he's slightly less appealing...still would though...
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment. I do a pretty good job of convincing myself that this will probably happen at some point, regardless of anyone's protests to the contrary.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender. Noone can tell me they didn't find Ann Widdecombe attractive in her younger days.
I've kissed a member of the same gender. See above
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler. I never used to be.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger. Not exactly a stranger. But I didn't know an awful lot about him.

Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I was.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test. This section isn't looking its best...
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted. Unintentionally though!

Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes. I have been known to on occasion(s).
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.

Death:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.

Random:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme. They're my favourite kind!!!
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person. Much to Dave's annoyance.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar. Yeah, I well is.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love. What a fucking stupid thing to say.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes. They're bloody hilarious. Who can blame me?
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate. I don't actually like it very much at all.
I bite my nails.
I play video games. Only The Sims and Zelda and the occasional MarioKart.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.
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